His & Hers

I have Justin here right where I want him; happily watching the Tigers (p.s. I'm writing this Thursday night, not Friday). And since he's happily watching the Tigers, I think it's a perfect time to make him blog with me! And since he's seriously the best boyfriend in the world and always let's me get my way, he's agreed to participate in a little fill in the blank fun with me.

HIS

First impression | I had no idea who she was, but I wanted to find out more about her.

In this relationship, I am | the voice of reason. {Really???}

I love | Jenna. Easy answer.

I hate | any of the Real Housewives shows. And all reality TV for that matter. Keeping Up With The Kardashians can shove it.

Pet peeves | the fact that Jenna puts lotion on at least four times an hour. If lotion was like water, Jenna would drown

Favorite memory | tandem biking around Mackinaw Island. It might never happen again, but it sure was a good time. Or was it?

I annoy Jenna when | Well, there are several things, I'm sure. When I won't stop playing with my phone. And when I make fun of the way she says things.

I wish | that Four Weddings on TLC would get canceled. Along with Say Yes To The Dress....except for Big Bliss. That can stay.

Charlie is | probably the coolest cat ever. And I hate cats. He's also a little fricker. And he sheds enough hair to knit a sweater.

I'm better than Jenna at | sports, watching sports, talking sports, tweeting, Angry Birds, and being manly.

Compared to Jenna, I suck at | cooking, Facebook stalking, blogging, Jersey Shore fist pumping, and wearing a bikini.

I think | roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. 

Hers

First impression | Do I really have to spend three weeks with this kid? So. Obnoxious. But, slightly funny..

In this relationship, I am | always right.

I love | when Justin gets really tired and sings me songs. I'll record it next time it happens.

I hate | when Justin is right .2% of the time.

Pet peeves | when Justin bites his cuticles. DISGUSTING! Or when he drops his Oreo's in the milk to make them all soggy. And then drinks them. BARF!

Favorite memory | our time in Guatemala together. After I got over his obnoxiousness and actually liked hanging out with him.

I annoy Justin when | never. I'm perfect. Jokes. Probably when I'm right all the time. Or when I make him watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Or the Real Housewives of The O.C.

I wish | that Justin would pop the question already. My Phantom Ring Syndrome (known as PRS in the medical field) is getting worse by the day.

Charlie is | the best cat that has ever roamed this planet. Except for when Justin is over. Then Charlie couldn't care less about me, his own mother.

I'm better than Justin at | life in general. Shopping, dressing, putting on make-up, Scrabble, and throwing a baseball.

Compared to Justin, I suck at | doing math, being tall, eating 3 or more pieces of pizza, and recalling random lyrics to answer any question.

I think | a huge diamond ring would look really nice on my left ring finger.

And they lived happily ever after...