Friday's Letters

It's true. I am a compulsive shopper. And I did it again. Last night, I took the plunge and bought the Stella & Dot Renegade Cluster bracelet that I've had my eye on.

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Ugh...it's too pretty to not have a place on my wrist. Good thing today is PAYDAY!!

And now on to... FRIDAY'S LETTERS!

Dear Jenna, why have you been so lazy lately? You haven't worked out in a week! You were doing so good at running four days a week and the whole resting while your calves heal excuse is long gone. Get your butt moving, and fast! Dear Supervisors, the e-mail you sent me today thanking me for all of my hard work made my day. It's so nice knowing your appreciated and gives me the drive to work even harder. Dear Certain Co-Worker, Why you all up in my business, yo? I don't appreciate it when you interrupt my conversation with my co-teacher about a child in our class, not yours, by putting in your two sense that I never asked for. And why are you always trying to get me to tell you confidential information? Good thing I have Friday's Letters to vent about you! Dear Pool, I am excited to have a date with you all weekend. And my skin is excited to have a date with the sun. Dear Grandma, Thank you for completely forgetting my birthday back in April but calling my sister on her's. I work so hard to be your favorite grandchild and this is how you repay me?! Jessica's not even a good granddaughter! Dear Justin, Thank you for giving me a back massage every time we hang out (that's not an exaggeration). I'm pretty sure any normal human being would be so annoyed with me, because who likes to give back massage after back massage? But you agree without hesitation. You spoil me.

Happy Friday, ladies! Enjoy your well deserved weekend!

Friday's Letters

Dear Flagstar Bank, stop putting a hold on my debit card. I know I have a spending problem, but you're not my mother. Stop trying to control me. Dear Time for Tots, let's get some real AC up in this biotch. That window unit isn't cutting it. Yesterday, my classroom was 80 degrees at 9:30 am. Are you trying to kill me?? Dear Jillian Michaels, you kill me. Literally. Your 30 Day Shred makes every muscle in my body sore every single time I do that stupid DVD.  Dear Sponsors, you guys are awesome! I am so excited to start working with you lovely ladies and getting to know you better! (And P.S. followers, there is still space for more sponsors! My button swap spots are free this month with the promo code 'free' so hop on it!) Dear Laundry, fold yourself. I know that I washed you on Sunday and you're still in my hamper all clean and getting super wrinkled, but I'm too lazy to fold you. I wish I could pay someone to fold you. Dear Friday's Letters, I'm sorry I made you a little boring this week. Apparently I don't have much to write about. Bloggers block...

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Dear Payday, I love you! Although, the fact that I have to pay my credit card bill and my student loans with you isn't thrilling, at least I am blessed enough to have more than enough money to pay all the bills (which really aren't that much!) Dear Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding, could you have made me any more emotional last night? As much as Kim Zolciak used to make me want to punch myself in the face, this Kroy character really has brought her down to earth. Well, as down to earth as a diva can be! What a gorgeous ceremony! Dear Pool, I had great plans to catch up on RHOC and paint my nails last night, but you took up three hours of my night. What a diva. Who needs three whole hours to be cleaned?!? Dear Frog in the Pool, I scooped you out of that fricken pool three times last night, and you kept on hopping back in. Now that you're up in Froggy Heaven because the two gallons of chlorine I put in killed you, you're probably wishing you would have scrammed when you had the chance. Don't want to say I told you so but...I told you so. Dear Room, clean yourself. Thank you! Dear Justin, I'm not a fan of you being gone all weekend. I'm happy that you have the opportunity to coach for an amazing baseball program for the second year, but I miss you!

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Friday's Letters

Dear Calf Muscles, get over yourselves! I would appreciate it if you guys would loosen up a bit because I'm getting tired of you hurting. Not amount of stretching will appease you two, and quite frankly, I don't need two more divas in my life. Dear Weekend Forecast, please don't disappoint. I have no intention of doing anything this weekend other than laying out in the sun and soaking up as many rays as possible. Dear Staff Meetings, you have no idea how annoyed I am that I have to sit through you today. There is nothing that pains me more than having to listen to the snoozefest that you are. There better be muffins. Dear Followers,  YOU ALL ARE AMAZING!! When I logged into Blogger yesterday and saw that I had reached 100 followers I was beyond ecstatic! I was so nervous about starting this blog because I didn't think anyone would want to read the boring things I had to write about, so it feels really great to hit the 100 mark! Keep your eyes out for a giveaway in the near future! Dear Scentsy Warmer, I love you. You make my room smell oh so amazing. It makes me sad to think that I didn't get you sooner. But all that matters is that you're mine and we will live together happily ever after! (I'm so creepy.) Dear Sleep, I need you so badly. I absolutely cannot wait for you to grace me with your presence this weekend. I know we don't get to see that much of each other during the week, but I hope we can make up for that this weekend. Dear Charlie, you're looking really precious sleeping at the end of my bed right now. Even though your special diet cat food is really stinking up my room, you're still the only cat I will ever like.

Happy Friday, ladies! And I hope you all having a fun and extra relaxing weekend!

xoxo, J

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Dear Weekend, you have no idea how happy I am that you will be here in a mere 8 hours. Dear Week from Hell, ADIOS! You caused me way too much stress and a few emotional breakdowns. Dear Parents of my Kiddos, I'm literally 5 seconds away from punching you all straight in the kisser. It's not much to ask to take care of your children. Get your acts together and stop causing me so much emotional turmoil! Dear Rain, Go away! You know how much I hate you and the fact that you've been raining foreverrr now means it's time to stop. Dear Macbook Air, I want you so bad. But I need to refrain...just for now! I promise one day soon(ish) you will be all mine. Dear Charlie, you are the biggest diva of a cat that I have ever met. You were high-maintenance before, but since coming home from the vet, you've been acting like a straight up prince. You're lucky I love you. Dear Blog Friends, thank you for being so great all the time! Your sweet comments brighten up my day. And I love that you all entertain me on my lunch break with your hilarious posts. Starting the blog was a great decision! Dear Scentsy Lady, STOP E-MAILING ME! I'll get back to you when I get back to you! (I'm a salespersons worst nightmare.) Dear Agency, thank you oh so very much for a raise upon a raise, back pay for a month and a half, and a paid holiday! You've made this girl very happy. Dear Justin, well aren't you just the best boyfriend to ever walk this planet. Thank you for always cheering me up after a sad day at work and making me the luckiest girl ever. (Cue the "awes" and "gag me's"

Have a wonderful weekend ladies!

xoxo, J